Car title loans for fun in Houston, Texas
Saturday, October 18th, 2008My kid brother is a real little sissy. He’s twenty two years old and still afraid of women. I’m fairly certain he’s a virgin. I’m starting to wonder if he’s gay, which I guess would be ok, but if he’s just a spineless turd afraid of women (which is what I suspect) I’m going to have to “fix” him. I’d like to just beat the hell out of him, and scream “Go get laid you sissy!” but that approach didn’t work the first couple of times, so I needed a new strategy. I had the perfect plan. I was going to Vegas for a bachelor party and decided to kidnap my bro and take him a long. With all the booze, fun and legal prostitutes in Vegas, there was no way I couldn’t make a man out of him. But where would I find the cash for his trip on such short notice?
Right here in Houston, Texas I found car title loans and was able to get $2000 quick just with my title! Now my weirdo brother will finally get laid!
Maybe next time I will actually teach him a little game so he doesn’t have to pay for it. I just want to see the look on his face when he sees a girl naked.


