It’s tough going through the day knowing you’re in debt to the wrong people. Now I know that I’m probably going to have to be in debt to someone. I mean when I add up the numbers they just say “Hey you are broke man” but I tried to get out of debt. One of those get rich quick schemes. I thought I could rig the game and I found out that the people I was playing with were smarter than that. I was playing on debt and now they expect me to pay the amount I started with. Nearly three thousand dollars.

Now they don’t like me already and they told me that if I don’t come up with the money fast I’ll be paying with my life. I talked to a close friend about my problem thinking he could provide a little protection. He told me to ‘avoid him like the plague’ and while I’m at it I could look up auto pawn loans in Houston, Texas. I found out that auto pawn loans are easy to get and very very fast. I filled out an application and crossed my fingers. The very next day I got told that I was eligible to get a loan.

I paid back the guys I owed money to and they told me I better never show my face in this town again. So I guess with that being said, you won’t see me in Houston any time soon. I’m moving today, to where I have no idea but I do value my life.

Dustin F.

Houston, Texas

By the way Houston is near Bellaire, Pasadena, Galena Park, Rosenberg, and Sugar Land.

“It ain’t lookin’ good today hunny” I told my wife when I saw the new neighbors. She was so excited to meet  them but it turned out that we were just in trouble. They were Chinese and I know what that means. The Chinese are looking to take over our country. The seem so harmless but they want to be the greatest country in the world but can because God bless America.

So I know that they probably won’t go out and do anything irrational. They’re very small so I don’t think they could take me in a bar fight. But even still I don’t want to take my chances that one of them knows Kung-Fu. Because if he does then my family might be in danger. I don’t want my kids being bullied by some Kung-Fu champion of the world. So I need to get myself a gun for protection.

I found out how much it would cost me for a gun and my jaw dropped. That was until I discovered that I could get car title loans in Houston, Texas even without any credit at all. All I needed was a vehicle title to get a fast loan. After I filled out an application it felt like instant money in my hand.

I think them Chinese folk just want what we know. The certainly don’t seem very smart because of the way they drive.

-Dillon K.

Houston, Texas