“It ain’t lookin’ good today hunny” I told my wife when I saw the new neighbors. She was so excited to meet  them but it turned out that we were just in trouble. They were Chinese and I know what that means. The Chinese are looking to take over our country. The seem so harmless but they want to be the greatest country in the world but can because God bless America.

So I know that they probably won’t go out and do anything irrational. They’re very small so I don’t think they could take me in a bar fight. But even still I don’t want to take my chances that one of them knows Kung-Fu. Because if he does then my family might be in danger. I don’t want my kids being bullied by some Kung-Fu champion of the world. So I need to get myself a gun for protection.

I found out how much it would cost me for a gun and my jaw dropped. That was until I discovered that I could get car title loans in Houston, Texas even without any credit at all. All I needed was a vehicle title to get a fast loan. After I filled out an application it felt like instant money in my hand.

I think them Chinese folk just want what we know. The certainly don’t seem very smart because of the way they drive.

-Dillon K.

Houston, Texas